Hmm there's some things I have to say, some good some bad. Firstly, it was quite the fight, even if it was clearly one sided, as it is always a pleasure watching a viking demonstrate his talents. However, this plesh you found, I'm astonished you managed to find one, as plesh's are almost extinct, in fact there are only five left. Yes you killed an endangered species. I'm not sure if that's offensive or complimentary. Also, I noticed that you have quite the armory in wherever it is this takes place. Overall I am impressed, as, Plesh's are supposedly deadly creatures, so deadly that mere contact will result in the resurrection of the nearest drag queen, which is clearly depicted in your fight. And, being the knowledge being that I am, I must warn you that the Plesh are not well known creature's and are prone to misinterpretation, that is, the shallow, ordinary human will see this as a pathetic harmless creature and thus, you're victory will be not be seen as an achievement.
Hahaha! It is nice to see the comraderie between My beloved fans.
To clear up a few misunderstandings, the Plesh are far from endangered. There are literally hundreds of the little bastards in my back shed, they seem to have a taste for my sweet sweet Viking liquer that I make from the distilled essence of fear from my enemies, the blood of the innocent, sugar, tears of orphans, peppermint and a sprig of lilac, picked at mornings first light, dew slowly dripping onto the ice-crusted earth, placed with a careful calloused hand into a bag made from the skin of drowned kittens.
Yes it is true that Plesh's are deadly as they are notorious gamblers, alcoholics and dendrophiliacs.
It is DOUBLY TRUE that Vikings do whatever we want. Sometimes. Most of some of the time. When we aren't grounded by our grandmothers.
Hmm there's some things I have to say, some good some bad. Firstly, it was quite the fight, even if it was clearly one sided, as it is always a pleasure watching a viking demonstrate his talents. However, this plesh you found, I'm astonished you managed to find one, as plesh's are almost extinct, in fact there are only five left. Yes you killed an endangered species. I'm not sure if that's offensive or complimentary. Also, I noticed that you have quite the armory in wherever it is this takes place. Overall I am impressed, as, Plesh's are supposedly deadly creatures, so deadly that mere contact will result in the resurrection of the nearest drag queen, which is clearly depicted in your fight. And, being the knowledge being that I am, I must warn you that the Plesh are not well known creature's and are prone to misinterpretation, that is, the shallow, ordinary human will see this as a pathetic harmless creature and thus, you're victory will be not be seen as an achievement.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! It is nice to see the comraderie between My beloved fans.
ReplyDeleteTo clear up a few misunderstandings, the Plesh are far from endangered. There are literally hundreds of the little bastards in my back shed, they seem to have a taste for my sweet sweet Viking liquer that I make from the distilled essence of fear from my enemies, the blood of the innocent, sugar, tears of orphans, peppermint and a sprig of lilac, picked at mornings first light, dew slowly dripping onto the ice-crusted earth, placed with a careful calloused hand into a bag made from the skin of drowned kittens.
Yes it is true that Plesh's are deadly as they are notorious gamblers, alcoholics and dendrophiliacs.
It is DOUBLY TRUE that Vikings do whatever we want. Sometimes. Most of some of the time. When we aren't grounded by our grandmothers.